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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the
horse
?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change
it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !
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I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
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Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
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Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
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A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History
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I love three things: the sun, the moon and you,
the sun for the day,
the moon for the night
and you forever.
Love
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1000 words I could say,
1000 wishes I could pray,
1000 miles legs could walk,
1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
1000 times i’ll b true,
1000 ways 2 say I luv u!
Love
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Chandani raat thi nadi ka kinara tha aasman me taron ka najara tha premi ne pyar se premika se kaha darling bidi piyogi?
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